Christmas 2008 Gift List Computer

Oh Noes!

I normally use a random number generator to produce the list of which siblings buy for which. This year I designed my own 9-dimensional equidistributed random number generator. I'd love to tell you all about it, but unfortuantely it isn't working properly. I need to come up with a new seed for each dimension to make sure the values it comes up with are sufficiently random, or else everyone will get assigned to buy presents for me, and that's not in keeping with the Christmas spirit.

Where You Come In

Please find the appropriate answers and submit them to the generator, and it will attempt to produce a mapping of which sibling buys for which. You'll know if you've succeeded.

Sibling Gift Exchange Computer v 3.14.159 (beta)

John and Amy met at a bar on Thanksgiving. What's the phone number?

Ava is studying anthropology at UC Davis. She is particularly interested in the Bonobo. What year was the Bonobo Discovered?

Luke works for Cincinnati Electronics, using a programming language called VHDL. How many pages is the standard that defines VHDL?

Mark lived in three zip codes this year. What is their sum?

Angela worked for a certain congressman's reelection campaign. How many votes did he get?

Matthew is very good at Xavier Bingo. How many times has he won?

Joseph started at UC this fall. Last time UC played Xavier, how many points did they lose by?

Elizabeth is involved with Ursuline Theatre. How many plays did she work with?

James played in the St. Xavier Marching Band and went to all of the football games. How many points did the St. X football team score in 2008?