I like to screw with people

They have a poker tournament here every monday night, with best buy gift certificates as prizes. A went out quickly because there was mention of ice cream, and while I was waiting for Natalie to bust so we could get ice cream (she kept on winning even though she didn’t want to – strange how that happens) I wandered over to another table, where I saw david had quite a bit of chips.

I asked him if it worked, if his new method of cheating was paying off for him. He looked shocked and tried to play it down, but I kept asking him if he tried it and said that I would never lower my moral standards to win at a game. I claimed that he had used some kind of hybrd egyptian-mayan algebra system to devise this cheating method. He seemed really uncomfortable in trying to claim that he was not cheating, so I stopped.

I really don’t know why I enjoy that so much.

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